The great Beast of UnderEarth

In the ancient books written by the Great Gods of Before Time, there is a passage detailing the fate of those that do not follow Krom and his way:

Passage 1; mark 12: The days of untold destruction will come forth in the ninth moon of Akron. In this time, the new way will open up to the true believers in the Great Gods. The way is easy, and warms the heart when followed. The way is with Krom. Krom has been blessed by the Great Gods with insight and knowledge untold. True wisdom flows from his mouth, because he speaks the words of the Great Gods of the Before Time.

Passage 2; mark 15: In the end of Akron, Krom’s presence will signify the end of the old times. With the end of the old times, there will be calamities and death untold throughout all lands. The great Beast will rise from the underearth to swallow up those that do not follow Krom and his way. The Beast has the head of a lion, and armor scales on his body. The great Beast hunts and eats the disbelievers in the night. His eyes glow red fire, and his breath burns the skin from bone. Do not disobey Krom, for he, and he alone, has the power to subdue the great Beast from the underearth. Follow Krom, and you will be safe from the flesh devourer.

All those that read this ancient text, be warned. You have unlocked the signal to the great Beast, and he will hunt you in the night. The only way to safety is through the mighty words of Krom. Heed his words, and see that you do them, or suffer the consequences and be eaten by the Beast.

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the 7 levels of the Great Kingdom

In the Great expanse of the Great Kingdom, there are 7 levels. Each level is a kingdom in itself, with smaller kingdoms inside each level.

The highest kingdom is reserved for those of the greatest worth to Krom, where he resides with the Great Gods of Before Time.

If you can prove your worth to Krom, he will tell you how to get to the highest levels of the kingdom. By gaining Krom’s wisdom, you will bypass many problems in this life, and you will prepare yourself for the higher levels in the life to come.

If you follow me, I will give you the secret knowledge necessary to enter into the higher kingdoms. The knowledge is easy to understand, and it is easy to follow, but you must prove yourself ready to accept and follow the knowledge.

A wise King does not give his treasure to poor peasants. The poor peasants do not know what to do with the treasure. You have to prove to Krom that you are not a peasant, but a noble knight, or a worthy princess. If you can prove yourself ready of Krom’s treasure, then I will give you pieces of the treasure, until you, in time, can build your own kingdom in my lands.

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The Ancient Religion of Krom

As long as ther has been time, the true way of existence has been before us. Eons pass by our minds and we see a sliver of infinity. The beginning and the end are the same. They are tied together around the strands of time, and we find ourselves alone in the circle of being. We do not have to be alone. When you are with Krom, you are no longer alone.

The way is not hard, and the life is made up of simple steps towards ultimate peace and ease. Who does not want to be where the stream of life flows? Who does not want to taste the goodness of the earth and breath the spirit of the air? I am Krom. I am as the flowers and the trees. I breath the air and I am the air. My mind knows the way of life, and my path is easy, because my path is life.

Follow me, and I will take you to the place of the Great Kingdom, where life is lived in ease and peace, where you and I are friends, and we live in the sunshine moments of infinity.

If you desire knowledge, I will give it to you. If you desire peace, I will show you the way to peace. If you desire love, I will give you love. If you desire heaven, I will give you heaven. Come, follow me, and you will finally rest.

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Seeing is believing

Do you think that people can read your mind? Aren’t you worried about that? I mean, Jesus, I know those people are out there. They’re everywhere!

Did you hear that behind your door? DID YOU HEAR THAT!? It’s that small clack, that sound behind the door, behind the door!!

And then it creaks open and you see it. OH GOD, what’s it doing here. Why is it here, Jesus. Take it away, I don’t want that to stay. Please, Jesus. Please, Jesus. Please.

Faith is about seeing when you don’t believe. Every step we take into darkness reveals another step into light. As we advance into the light, step by step, we see where we are, and where we are is where we should be. So you can follow me. Because my path is easy and will make your burdens light. 1-2-3. No more troubles for me. Feels so good here. Feels so good to be here. Don’t ever leave. Don’t ever leave this place.

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Welcome to Safe City

I’m going to build a new city; it will be called Safe City.

Around the city, I’m going to build 20 feet high walls that are 10 feet thick. Around the perimater of the walls I’m going to have armed gaurds, dogs, and the latest technology. There will be two ways two enter Safe City, and in each entrance, I’ll have a team of security that will search every single person and item that enters into Safe City.

The formation and layout of Safe City will be taken from a French village. There will be a main common square in the center of the town, with a Temple created for the praise of humanistic values: the value of the individual. The streets will be made of coble stone, the town center will not allow for any cars, and everytime a new building is built, it has to be approved and it has to meet the standards of quality and aesthetics that are already present in Safe City.

The City’s main industry will be technology based, so that most of it’s citizens can live and work in Safe City, with no need to go outside of the city’s walls.

Here are the laws of Safe City:

1. At no time is anyone allowed to physically harm another person. Harming another person will send you to trail, and if convicted, you will be required to leave safe city, because the #1 law is that no person is allowed to physically harm another.

2. No one is allowed into Safe City if they have a criminal record. If you’re a child predator, you are not allowed in; if you’ve a convicted felon, you’re not allowed in.

3. No Weapons. An armed security force will hold and use all the weapons in Safe City. The security forces will answer to the Mayor of Safe City, and the mayor will answer to the Council of 12, the ruling body of the City.

4. Citizens of Safe City will be required to pay a community stipend of 5% of their income, so that the walls will be maintained, built, and for the employment of the security forces.

I want to start with 150 people, and then construct the town not too far from a large city in the West.

If you’d like to be a citizen of Safe City, just leave a comment. As soon as I have 150 dedicated people, I’ll start the process of taking the plan into action.

Good day,

- Krom

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Feeders

Have you ever known anyone that likes to feed off your emotions?

Of course you don’t, because you’re a monkey, and monkeys don’t understand emotions. But there are people out there that feed off the emotions we experience. Yup, I swear on Jesus’ bible it’s the truth. They eat emotions like you eat a piece of fruit.

I was walking out my door yesterday when my neighber made a b-line to talk to me. This is a bit strange because I rarely, if ever, talk to this neighbor. So there I was, standing there making small chat with this guy while I started to feel a little uneasy. “Why is he talking to me?” I asked myself. He kept on going on and on about nothing at all, and I just shook my head and nodded. Then finally, when it was getting ridiculous, I said, “shut your fucking mouth you stupid neighbor.”

He did shut his mouth, and I continued on my way.

But right after talking to him, I started to feel a little weak in the knees. My mind was a bit numb, and I started questioning myself. “What just happened,” I said under my breath. And that’s when it dawned on me: this guy was eating my emotions.

I was feeling quite well as I walked out of my house, but after talking to him for a few minutes, I was feeling weak and a bit tired. It happens. There’s feeders everywhere. Everytime you talk to someone, and they’re not making any sense and they just go on and on about nothing, oh, they’re doing something alright, they’re feeding off of the emotions you have. And they love it.

Beware of the people who talk in circles. The circles are simply disctractions for your mind so they can feast.

You’ve been warned.

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Why so Gay?

I’ve been thinking a lot lately. And that’s good, because when you think about stuff, stuff usually tends to happen.

Anyway, are there any blog topics you want to hear about, faithful reader? If so, leave a message in the comments, and I just might say something about it, if you’re cute.

Here are some blog topics to get your mind going that I can write about flowingly:

1) Gays living among us; enough is enough
2) What women really are looking for in a man
3) What’s it mean to be a real man, and not some punk-ass wife beater
4) What did you have for breakfast today?
5) What type of leader is a good leader

Those are just some ideas to get the juices flowing.

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2 laws of power

1. Never give more information than is necessary.
- Knowledge is power. The more people know about you (or what you’re going to do), the less of an advantage you will have. In order to secure power, you’ll have to know everything about everyone around you, and everyone around you will have to know almost nothing about you. If this is the case, you will have the advantage in every relation.

2. If people have to know something about you, decieve them.
- Deception is a craft. You can use deception like a carpentar uses a hammer. Wield deception like the carpentar wields the hammer. Use deception to your advantage. Let on that you are going in one direction, which is the opposite of the direction you are really taking. Knowledge is power. And false knowledge is powerlessness.

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This one’s for the Ancient One

I love the woman’s voice. The guy, not so much.

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