My name is Cadillac Cowboy, and I eat delicious emotions for breakfast. I’ve been through more than a billion systems; I’ve drifted through the dark space and the great light, into millions of different galaxies and into countless realities, understanding life in ways that go beyond the limitations of your mind. I belong to the inner reality. I own entire civilized world-systems within my soul. But with all my discoveries, I’ve never found a system in which I truly fit, until I reached the Kingdom of Krom- the most beautiful and correct civilization this being has seen.
Now, I use my knowledge to enjoy the inter-dimensional mental dismemberment of his enemies.
-All Hail Krom!!
